On backwards March?

I think I'm suffering from a lazy bug.
A mutated one.

A big bad lazy bug.

I don't want to get out of bed.
I don't want to go out.
Heck, I don't even feel like moving my ass to get myself something to eat.

I don't want to reply smses and emails.
I don't want to do anything.
I placed 'away' in my MSN for no reason why.
I keep myself hiding in my nice warm comforter, with the bolster at my back for a failed attempt on extra warmth and comfort.

The lazy bug is consuming me.


I think I half-heartedly said to myself,
"SCREW MY LIFE! YEAH!".
I think I mutated the bug by saying that.

Probably.


I'm a terrible waste of space... Save the Earth please.