The Do`s and Dont`s when you are going out on a date (in my POV)

I recently spoke to a good friend of mine and we were talking about our current situations of having such a dry dry pocket without any good ol' mooooneeeeyyy...
- No money, cant go out.
- Got money, sure will spend on food and transport.
- Got money, sure want to buy new clothes and necessities.
- Got part time work but still not enough to save up.
- No guts to do any 4D or soccer betting *whoops*

Oookay, you get the gist. Money is the root of all evil (sometimes they taste heavenly though.) You get a smexy car, and all the girls(though they might only dig for your car) dig you. You wear all the latest stuffs and gadgets, and people will wanna talk to you thinking that you are hot latest news. Stuff like that. You wont really mind being THAT poor and ditching all this heavenly sins unless...
-You ARE SOOO ATTACHED. *gasps*
-You seriously wanna ask this hot chick out. and she agreed to accompany you!
(okay, you know im exaggerating but what the heck)

So we were like, hey, how the hell would people like us survive on dates, at least the decent ones...? Now, i shall bring forth my trusty handy dandy notebook on Dos and Donts when you are going out for a oooh la la date.

Rule No. 1 - The Guy Pays for the First Date. Compulsory.
Why?
Guys, if you never do this, either you are just very stupidly stingy or you just dropped ur waterface lah (meaning, you either got no pride nor ur ego is stupidly doing some hidden tiger crap). Come on, maybe its just a thing, but its courtesy that when you ask a girl out you should foot for the first bill. Who knows, she wasnt that 100% interested to come and might not even want to eat at that MacDonalds restaurant. Tempt her with free food, movie, ice cream and let her choose for most of the stuff but please do think twice when a girl ask you to eat at some super expensive high class restaurant that has one scoop of icecream costing around 15 bucks or something. This girl might just seriously using you as a automatic debit card.
(Im not sure about how you are gonna tempt the other girls but you can tempt me with that =x If only you managed to get my no. that is =P)

For the girls,
Dont act tough for the first date. Dont act macho ok? Cos guys will have this stuuuupid blooody ego that they wont let us touch it unless they are ghey or something. They need to remind their own brains that they need to show that they are a person that is dependable and stuff. So just be demure and sweet and all that for the 1st date and everything will turn out OK. If they dont wish to pay for you for the first date, throw some food in his face and call him cheap. you will just know that he aint doing enough for ya (except for weird & unexpected circumstances - eg. during the date he seriously lost his wallet or he got robbed along with your handbag or something).

To be continued...